MARIA
My life would suck without you
Psh, kidding? Nah, it’s true. I’m sure with a bit of practice, you’ll have it done in no time. I bet you can juggle more than that right now anyway! When do I not see you with a book? A lovable dork?
I’ve been good. Y’know, hanging out with Maria, seen Ariel a couple times, and that’s about it. Boring life.
Really? Gosh, thank you. I can handle about 8 … or 10. Whatever. A little lovable, I guess. That’s cool. Boring? Psh, you’ve had more social interactions than me! I just hide out in my room with books and food.

A job at the bookshop? Ah, see.. Now, that sounds like my Wendy. Psh, you can be like a hot liberian, start a new trend or something. I don’t know, I’m not too good with fashion.
Awesome. Duh, I’m a hot everything…kidding. I’m just gonna have to learn to juggle 12 books at one time. You’re a dork. Anyway, how’ve you been?

Right. Well..Good? I think. So, how’ve you been?
Good, great, awesome. I’ve been wonderful. Actually, I got a job at the local bookshop. All I need is some polyester, vests, ugly shoes and a pair of dorky glasses—liberian chic.

You just don’t seem very..Wendy. I mean, the normal Wendy would’ve apologised to me about 50 times just now.
Eh. Tired of apologising.

Are you okay? Are you ill? Did you hit your head?
.. Excuse me?

Lily is so cute telling me how Wendy feels towards all the characters to help me aw bless her